20. There's a beautiful girl in college who absolutely detests you, but you never mind, as you are convinced that one day she will fall for you. After all, hate is the only the first step towards love.
19. You come from a rich family, but are absolutely convinced that marrying the girl you love, albeit a very poor one, will be the end of all your worries.
18. You don't have the habit of normal conversations; you speak in filmy style, cliche'd dialogues and shayari.
17. You think twice before becoming a farmer because you fear the local zamindar will loot you.
16. You start walking and talking like your favourite stars, be it onscreen heroes or villains.
15. You don't wear clothes keeping the climate in mind - you often wear jackets on hot summer days and bikinis / evening gowns out in the snow.
14. You feel being an underworld don is a cool job.
13. You get completely high and even want to go and rape someone after just one peg of whisky.
12. Your young and extremely rich girlfriend throws a birthday party, but you attend it nervously, as you're dead sure her father is going to insult you in front of everyone and you'll have to sing a sad song while playing the piano.
11. You have a gut feeling your child will grow up to look exactly like you.
10. Everytime you do something or talk with people, you can feel there's a background score going on.
9. You have a song for every situation, and sometimes find singing songs easier than saying words. Even if you're alone with your girlfriend in a park, then the song "Aasman Ke Neeche" is what strikes your mind first. Same goes for other scenarios as well.
8. You are nice to every person you meet, as you think one or two of them might turn out to be long-lost family.
7. There are plenty of crimes going on, but you stay calm because you know that with police officers like Iftekhar and Jagadish Raj, you are always safe.
6. You start confiding in your old, frail, faithful servant, whose name you think is Ramu Kaka.
5. You are convinced the tune you can't get off your head is from a song you heard when you were a two-year old child or one you heard in your previous incarnation.
4. You have a famous dialogue to say for every situation you come across. For eg, when you find someone crying, you go console that person saying "Mat ro Pushpa, I hate tears", or when someone makes a mistake, you say "Don't worry Senorita, badi badi duniya mein choti choti baatein hoti rahti hain".
3. You enter houses and get out of cars but don't have the habit of closing doors!
2. You believe you have made your parents proud by passing First Class in your B.A. exams!
1. Your method of paying tribute to Bollywood is by mocking all the cliches you notice, yet respect these films so much that if someone else were to speak were to make fun of their own observations about movies, you immediately stand up to defend Hindi Cinema and continue to do so till they go back on their words. After all, only you have the right to say anything 'not good' about Bollywood :)
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3 comments:
good that u chose bollywood .... else if u had chosen tollywood then instead of 20 points, it could have been 200
lol.. good one dude :) the 13th one ominously relevant..
really resonating .speaks volumes about this guys observation of hindi cinema and its subconscious influence on our social fabric
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